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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:15
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
So they tried
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
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share office space ...
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
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Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
No go.
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Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!